HI, i'm a Shadow Drifter on the DA hiway.
dont get much time to drop you a line,
but i can say hay as you pass my way.
If you liked a joke, drop me a note.

My last ol'lady came from such a small town that the only thing open all night was her legs.

Whats the difference between a snake an a Biker?
A snake crawles on his own belly, but a Biker don't care whose belly he crawls on

Two chicks in a bar were talking about the good old days of their childhood when Susie asked Debbie. "Did you ever play with Jacks?" Debbie replied "Sure I did, and with Tommy's and with Johny's and with Mikey's and...."

Do you know why women get up in the morning and rub their eyes? ............. Cause they ain't got no balls to scratch.

What's the difference between Iran and hemorrhoids?
Nothing, their both a pain in the ass.

Feeling down and out? ...... Cheer-up and think how good you felt when it was up and in.

A Biker brakes down in front of Farmer Mac house and asks to stay the night. Ol'Mac says "OK, just don't screw my Daughter."
Early the next morning Ol'Mac catches the Biker dude in bed naked with his daughter and pulls him out by the feet and ties him up on the barn door still naked. After two days of this Ol'Mac comes back and asked the Biker if he's learned his lesson? The Biker said. "Well, I didn't mind the chickens nesting in my hair, or the pigs licking at my toes. But Damn'it to Hell man.
Don't that calf have a MOTHER!!!

There once was a young girl, very sweet. Who thought Bikers meat a real treat. When she sat on their laps, and unzipped their flaps. She always had plenty to eat.

Gimme a whiskey yelled the little boy to the barmaid as he entered the bar. "Do you want to get me in Trouble?" She asked. The boy replied. "Maybe later, right now I just realy need a drink."

Two Federal border agents had a prisoner in the back seat of their cruiser. They knew that he had been smuggling kilos of pot into the country but they could never catch him holding. The agents were trying to question him but the prisoner couldn't understand english. One agent looked down the highway and saw two Bikers coming toward them. He pulled them over and asked if eather of them could speak the prisoners language. one Biker admitted that he could, and was ordered to explain to the captive that he'd better tell them where all his pot was or he'd get his head blown off. So the Biker started talking to the captive and told him what the Fed had said. The prisoner freaked out and told the Biker exactly where the kilo was stashed. After that the agent kept asking the Biker, "what did he say". Finally the Biker looked up and said. "That guy said screw you pigs. Blow my head off Im not telling you a damn thing!

The pissed-off Biker shouted at the Judge, "Go to Hell" The incensed Magistrate promptly declared. "You're in contempt of court! that's going to cost you ten dollars a word. I fine you $30, pay the clerk." Knowing he had only twenty bucks the Biker apologetically asked. "Your Honor, may I amend my remark to "Fuck You."

Nothing gets you over feeling old, like feeling someone young.

Little Emily asked her Mother if women come apart. What a strange question her Mother answered, why do you ask? Emily answered "well i just heard Daddy tell the neighbor lady he'd like to screw her ass off."

Biker Bart went outside and found his dog shaking a poor dead animal by the neck. When he got the dog to let it go, he saw that it was the neighbors beloved cat. Well, his dog had caused trouble with the neighbors before and Bart didn't want any more trouble with them. So he took and glued some of the fur back on the dead cat. Then snuck over to the neighbors when they were out and set it on there back porch. Later that day the neighbors came home, and Bart herd the screames and shouting back at his house. Curiosity got the better of Bart and he casually went over to his neighbor's house and innocently asked what the noise was about. His neighbor said that they came home and found the cat dead on the back porch. Bart said he was sorry to hear that. The neighbor hollered that wasn't the bad part. They had buried the cat a week ago, and now it had come back to haunt them.

Let me know if you got a laugh, or if you've heard a good joke.